Frankenmeme (pictorial)
I just gotta say, Senator Al Franken is funnier now than he’s been since his days with Saturday Night Live back in the 1980s. One standup comedy skit that he did with his old partner Tom Davis has been etched into my memory: The two come out on stage with Franken dressed as a Hare Krishna, complete with Hindu robes, mostly shaved head, and a topknot. Davis tries to get a comedy routine going, but Franken keeps defusing it by making serene observations like, “Humor contains so much veiled hostility. Wouldn’t it be so much better if we just commune with the Cosmic Consciousness?”
Finally, in order to elicit some yuks from the audience, Davis pulls out a large pair of scissors, reaches over, and cuts off Franken’s topknot. Suddenly his serenity evaporates and he begins spluttering in rage, exclaiming, “What did you do that for!? Now everyone’s gonna think I’m a Buddhist! I hate Buddhists!” Then he lunges at Davis, and the curtain comes down with them rolling around on the stage gripping each other by the throat.
Anyway, Al Franken is funny like that again. A whole menagerie of compromising, incriminating photos have come to light, showing Franken groping pretty much anything embarrassing in sight. First he attempted to grope, or pretended to attempt to grope, a sleeping young woman’s titties through Kevlar:
Which simply opened the floodgates of memedom…
groping chesty young starlets in public…
distraught Hillary supporters…
Hillary herself…
winner of a James Brown lookalike contest…
prominent feminists…
tiny Southeast Asian novice monks…
small statues…
big statues…
large cats…
endangered Indonesian wildlife…
Islamic migrant women of cover…
cartoon characters…
cosmic entities…
Australian rock musicians…
…and I don’t know who this is,
but you can see Harvey Weinstein holding her arm
so she can’t defend herself…
and finally, this.
A Brief Note
There were two pictures that I just couldn’t bring myself to include here: one of Franken groping Jesus of Nazareth, and another of him behaving quite inappropriately with Her Majesty the Queen of England. Even I have limits. If anyone is offended by my not posting those also, please forgive.
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